"Mommy, what are boobies?"
"They are breasts Lucas."
-long pause-
"Daddy? What are boobies?"
"They are breasts. You know, like what women have." (This is accompanied by wild thumping of the chest like an orangutan.)
"Oh. Yeah."
-pause-
"They're booby-traps, right?"
"Yes Lucas. And you have to be very careful because once you get caught by a booby-trap then you'll end up married with two kids."
"Ok Daddy."
3 comments:
Hilarious. Just hilarious! Thanks for the great laugh!
Dude!
(Plus, seriously...if only it were so easy)
I love how he sought a second opinion.
Oh, that cracked me up :-)
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