Monday, January 26, 2009

Boobies

"Mommy, what are boobies?"

"They are breasts Lucas."

-long pause-

"Daddy? What are boobies?"

"They are breasts. You know, like what women have." (This is accompanied by wild thumping of the chest like an orangutan.)

"Oh. Yeah."

-pause-

"They're booby-traps, right?"

"Yes Lucas. And you have to be very careful because once you get caught by a booby-trap then you'll end up married with two kids."

"Ok Daddy."

3 comments:

Black Jack's Carol said...

Hilarious. Just hilarious! Thanks for the great laugh!

ericandles said...

Dude!
(Plus, seriously...if only it were so easy)
I love how he sought a second opinion.

mamafliz said...

Oh, that cracked me up :-)